Friday, May 14, 2010

Pillow Top Desks

My ninth graders are watching The West Side Story to wrap up our unit of Romeo and Juliet. My students are always full of energy 1st period at 8:00 in the morning. (Sarcasm, in case you missed it.) And today was an especially energetic day for them. I gave announcements and started class, and I don't think one word came out of any of their mouths. Poor tired children. But, I was feeling it too. Thank goodness for Friday.

I turned out the lights and started the movie. You all remember what it was like in high school/junior high. Desks were used more for pillows than writing sometimes. Picture it. Head down on your arms, eyes shut, mouth open, drool coming out of your mouth making a small puddle on your desk. You've been there.

And that is exactly what was happening for one girl in my class. Her desk was in the back of the room, right in front of my desk. So, there I was minding my own business grading papers at my desk. I would look up and watch some of the movie and then go back to grading. It was one of those moments when my head was up when all of a sudden this girl's whole body jerked and she jumped almost out of her desk. With her curls bouncing, her head flew up, and then smacked back down onto her arms which had been holding her head. Her desk shook and rattled nosily as her legs bumped against the sides.

Her head came up slowly after that. Her two friends turned to her with questioning looks on their faces. And I, being the only one that had seen the whole episode, and being the mature teacher that I am, slowly started to chuckle. This laughter, as this student looked around tiredly trying to figure out what happened, turned to louder bouts of giggling as I pictured her jumping and smacking her head again. Her friends figured out what had happened, started laughing, and soon my face was bright Radio Flyer wagon red, and tears were rolling down my face and I couldn't stop laughing.

Seriously one of the funniest falling asleep school moments I've ever seen. Thanks for making teaching even more fun, girl who fell asleep today. Loved it.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Cookies

I had a cookie today. It was a sugar cookie. It reminded me of the sugar cookies I used to buy in high school for 25 cents. Remember those? Mmmmm...they were good. We would get them at lunch. Or during Bradshaw's accounting class. Or before Jazz Band. Or during Journalism. Man, I loved those cookies. Sometimes I would go all out and order the double chocolate one. Or even the regular chocolate chip. They were all some of the tastiest cookies I've ever had. And today, I had to eat two sugar cookies because they reminded me of them. Except these had sprinkles. But yum, they were well worth the nauseating feeling I have now because I ate them so fast. I know. I'm feeling sick and I still want to go check and see if there are anymore in the faculty room. I guess, even now, I can't turn down a sugar cookie at school. I heart cookies.